honpun:

machikono:

BIRD JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD

AN d

WHERE AR ETHE MANNERS

I like that glint of light and the expression on birb’s face…she knows what she did. its all right there

yeetgilinsky:

when your favorite fic writer posts a new piece and you just sit there for a minute to mentally prepare yourself…………….

romangodfrey:

gettin’ pumped to write a hella adequate final essay 

it’s the kind of essay that even the harshest critics will call “finished”, “turned in”, and “in 12 pt. font”

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

how on earth do you possibly fuck up that bad

beetimesboo:

johnskelennon:

officialwhitegirls:

sleeping is so dumb like how the fuck do you get more tired after sleeping longer 

your body has a certain sleep cycle (like sleep 9 hours to be rested) so if you sleep more than 9 hours the cycle restarts and your body feels like you only got three hours instead of twelve

FUCK THAT SHIT

thegeekyblonde:

did anyone else think the “d” in the disney logo was just a screwed-up g